#5- Yo Mama is SO FAT (pt.1)

These are the more common ones, and that's why there are multiple parts.

This one I got from my friend, Caitlin

• Yo Mama is so fat, that she jumped for joy and got stuck.

The Rest are Mine
YO MAMA IS SO FAT...

• That when she jumped into the ocean, the ocean jumped out.
• That when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
• That when she stood on top of Wal Mart, she Lowered The Prices.
• That her old belt is called the asteroid belt
• That she has her own area code!
• That wen she saw a school bus, she yelled 'Quick! someone save that runaway twinkie!!!'

No offence to anyone with fat mamas, or short mamas, or all of the above.

Tomorrow; Yo Mama is SO UGLY

#4- Blonde Island

OK so here's the situation. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island exactly 20km from shore.

The Brunette decides to try and swim there. she gets out 7km, gets tired, and heads back.

The Redhead follows suit, and swims 9km, gets tired, and heads back.


The blonde, decides to try her luck, and swims 15km, gets tired, and swims back.

In short; look at how much you have left before you give up!

#3- timmy

Wanna hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

#2- Yo Mama is SO SHORT

- she knocks on the door cause she cant reach the doorbell
- she doesn't need to bend down to get at table level
- she still uses a step stool to wash the dishes
- she even wears high heels around the house
- she needs a boost to get into the sedan

There you have it. No offence to any short people, or those who have short mamas.

Tomorrow; Yo Mama is SO FAT part I

#1; Blonde via Air Canada

A Blonde is flying from Vancouver to Toronto via an Air Canada flight. when the fasten seat belt sign is turned off, she leaves her seat in economy, and plunks herself down in first class. The flight attendant comes to her and says

"Excuse me, Ma'am, but may I see your ticket?" She relpys with removing it from her breast pocket and gives it to him. He then states that;

"I'm sorry, but you have paid for economy, and this is first class. Please return to your seat in row 29". looking shocked, the blonde exclaimed that;

"I'm blonde, and beautifull and staying here." With that, the flight attendant gives up, and goes to the cockpit, where he requests the first officer to ask her to go to her seat in economy, and explains her point. He tries to confront her, but gets the same result. the captain then laughs, and tells them to;

"Stay here. The plane is on autopilot. My wife is blonde, so i speak their language. "He then goes to the blonde, and whispers something in her ear, she gives a nods and returns to her seat. Astonished, the flight attendant and first officer ask him what he said.

"It was simple! I just told her that first class was not going to Toronto." He then chuckles and goes back to the cockpit.

In Short, Learn to speak blonde before you confront one!