#5- Yo Mama is SO FAT (pt.1)

These are the more common ones, and that's why there are multiple parts.

This one I got from my friend, Caitlin

• Yo Mama is so fat, that she jumped for joy and got stuck.

The Rest are Mine
YO MAMA IS SO FAT...

• That when she jumped into the ocean, the ocean jumped out.
• That when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
• That when she stood on top of Wal Mart, she Lowered The Prices.
• That her old belt is called the asteroid belt
• That she has her own area code!
• That wen she saw a school bus, she yelled 'Quick! someone save that runaway twinkie!!!'

No offence to anyone with fat mamas, or short mamas, or all of the above.

Tomorrow; Yo Mama is SO UGLY